If I’m not going to be able to do an hour of stand-up, do not revive.
Even all the plastic surgery in the world can not stop time. Joan Rivers, a revolutionary/pioneering comedienne and snarkmeister, died today at age 81. Complications from a medical procedure caused cardiac arrest and a coma from which she could not be revived.
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.